Vigilante Justice

Ever been trapped in a room with a person who finds fault with E V E R Y T H I N G?  It's brutal to listen to them crowing on and on about the inadequacies of others, all the while wearing their superiority complex like a SUPERMAN "S" on their red and blue shirt. I have two conflicting reactions to this. The first, totally unacceptable one, is to ninja kick them in their narcissistic nose. The second is to retreat into my kalediscope blanket tent, complete with couch cushions. Leaving the loud mouth, judgemental creature to reveal themselves kin to a donkey.

Frankly, the choice is mine and I own the outcome. Hold on a minute while I get my Wonder Woman bangle bracelets.